"He was arrested for ‘nibbling all the pears from a basket’."
1893 French Mug shot of François Bertillon
Age: 23 months
Infant pear nibbler, criminal extraordinaire
Right now: there’s a hole in the floor and we can see the class below us so we tied a cheeto to a piece of yarn and we’re trying to communicate with this girl but so far she hasn’t noticed
if jackie isn’t your idol you’re lying