February 2012
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December 2011
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People cannot spell
To the woman who very kindly put that dress on hold for me at the store: My name is Olivia, a classic and simple name, pronounced just how it’s spelled. “Aliva” is nobody’s name.
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November 2011
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My first thought when my alarm clock goes off:
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October 2011
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September 2011
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August 2011
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July 2011
11 posts
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Bucket List
underthekillingfloor:
-Wear shirt that says “Life.” Hand out lemons on street corner. -Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot.” -Change Facebook name to “No One.” Like people’s statuses… -Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public. -Put sign on door that reads “Dumble.” -Next time I find a turtle, name it “Awkward” -Go trick-or-treating on April...