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Bucket List

underthekillingfloor:

-Wear shirt that says “Life.” Hand out lemons on street corner.
-Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot.”
-Change Facebook name to “No One.” Like people’s statuses…
-Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public.
-Put sign on door that reads “Dumble.”
-Next time I find a turtle, name it “Awkward”
-Go trick-or-treating on April 1st 

(Source: headedforsplitsville)

Via Honey, you should see me in a crown ♛
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